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The Chud Paradox

"A chud can never be lonely as there is an abundance of chuds in the world and they are united against foids; however by definition a chud is to have a lonely existence, so can a chud truly exist?"
- Modern Philosopher

"Dude, you might not have a valentine but you're not a chud, ever heard of the Chud Paradox?"
"That guy is such a chud he defies all laws of the Chud paradox, he simply is a chud"

by The Modern Day Philosopher February 22, 2026