Definitions by The Modern Day Philosopher

The Chud Paradox

"A chud can never be lonely as there is an abundance of chuds in the world and they are united against foids; however by definition a chud is to have a lonely existence, so can a chud truly exist?"
- Modern Philosopher

"Dude, you might not have a valentine but you're not a chud, ever heard of the Chud Paradox?"
"That guy is such a chud he defies all laws of the Chud paradox, he simply is a chud"

The Chud Paradox by The Modern Day Philosopher February 22, 2026