Definitions by The Mighty Dozer
Big Country Kalinka
When your sexual partner strips naked, bathes themselves in country style gravy and covers themselves in tater tots, then they proceed to sing "Kalinka" by the Red Choir of Russia while fucking you in the ass. *Best if performed after shoving an entire grade A potato up your butt.*
Big Country Kalinka by The Mighty Dozer October 2, 2018