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Atreyu

The musical equivalent of being raped in all of your bodily orifices. Something so atrocious that it makes Slipknot tolerable by comparison.
scene kid: "Hey, did you hear the new Atreyu album?"

metal head: "I'd rather saw off my own foot than listen to that faggotry!"
by The Metal inquisitor October 28, 2011
mugGet the Atreyumug.

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