Definitions by The Memorable JokerLestat

alpaca fucker 

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.

"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"

alpaca fucker by The Memorable JokerLestat June 9, 2018