This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.
by The Means of Production August 18, 2015
Sometimes there is a perfectly good, maybe even brilliant, open source project to which some corporate bag-muncher decides to buy the rights and slowly, over the years, convert it into a fucking "earnings channel" by first requiring a cloud account to sign on, then progressively sliding a giant cucumber into your anus until ultimately, they start extorting you for money.
by The Means of Production May 16, 2025