The Maniacal Sponge's definitions

Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

Black dragon

When a black guy fucks a white chick so fast the vagina heats up to an unbearable heat.

"He was going so fast I swear he was going to give me a black dragon!"

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016