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Bro J. Simpson

Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.
Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...
by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011
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