Definitions by The LoveHater

Furlong

Despite the implied furriness and length, even a cursory inspection will reveal that "Furlong" is neither Furry or Long. He is bald and short. Like Danny DeVito. But ugly. Like Danny DeVito. "Hey, Danny, your penis is small."

"Who you calling Danny?"

Furlong by The LoveHater January 29, 2004