Definitions by The Lady Rowan

script poker 

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people

On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush

script poker by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018

cabbage patching 

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

cabbage patching by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Ass Punk 

A person that is the side-kick to a bully

Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.

Ass Punk by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016

.!. 

The SMS symbol for giving the finger

The world needs a SMS symbol for giving the finger to someone and it should look like this. .!.

.!. by The Lady Rowan March 31, 2015

OMG-S 

Oh My Goddess! Used in the same context as "oh my God" but as an alternative for those of us that seek another path

OMG-S That love spell worked alil too well

OMG-S by The Lady Rowan July 2, 2012