The Lady Rowan's definitions

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Ass Punk

A person that is the side-kick to a bully

Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.

by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016

OMG-S

Oh My Goddess! Used in the same context as "oh my God" but as an alternative for those of us that seek another path

OMG-S That love spell worked alil too well

by The Lady Rowan July 2, 2012

Awesomist

An awesomist is a true believer in the "Almighty Awesome".

After seeing that concert tonight, I am now a true awesomist

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Awesomistic

Having a positive outlook towards an amazing future

DJ: I'm feeling really awesomistic about doing my show tonight

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019