The Lady Rowan's definitions

Awesomist

An awesomist is a true believer in the "Almighty Awesome".

After seeing that concert tonight, I am now a true awesomist

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Ass Punk

A person that is the side-kick to a bully

Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.

by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016

Awesomism

The religious belief in the power of the "Almighty Awesome" to believe in awesomism makes you an awesomist

Awesomist have their prayer meetings at rock concerts. Isn't awesomism awesome?

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Awesomistic

Having a positive outlook towards an amazing future

DJ: I'm feeling really awesomistic about doing my show tonight

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016