The Lady Rowan's definitions

Awesomology

The study of all things awesome

Too bad colleges don't offer courses in awesomology. I would be in A student.

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people

On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush

by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018

FOAD, Toad

An insult to someone you REALLY want to hurt or to leave you alone. (Fuck off and die, toad)

Why don't you FOAD, toad? You're not wanted here.

by The Lady Rowan July 28, 2018

Awesomistic

Having a positive outlook towards an amazing future

DJ: I'm feeling really awesomistic about doing my show tonight

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019