The Lady Rowan's definitions

script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people

On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush

by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

Awesomology

The study of all things awesome

Too bad colleges don't offer courses in awesomology. I would be in A student.

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Awesomism

The religious belief in the power of the "Almighty Awesome" to believe in awesomism makes you an awesomist

Awesomist have their prayer meetings at rock concerts. Isn't awesomism awesome?

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Awesomistic

Having a positive outlook towards an amazing future

DJ: I'm feeling really awesomistic about doing my show tonight

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019