The Lady Rowan's definitions

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people

On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush

by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018

Ass Punk

A person that is the side-kick to a bully

Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.

by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Awesomistic

Having a positive outlook towards an amazing future

DJ: I'm feeling really awesomistic about doing my show tonight

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019