Definitions by The Infamous Hubes

The Wags 

The consequence of eating food at Wagoner Dining Hall at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diarrhea, cramping, nausea, vomiting, hallucinations, food coma, delusions, etc.

Person 1: "What's the matter with you man?"
Person 2: "Dude I ate the tacos and now I have the Wags".

The Wags by The Infamous Hubes August 25, 2011