Definitions by The Horny Bonker

Squiff

A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.

Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad

Squiff by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021