1 definition by The Hoovester
(verb); an action in which a man beats the nappiness out of a bitch while performing another task (ie. beating the shit out of Rhianna while driving). The person who implements this action usually tries to justify it by blaming it on witnessing past domestic violence within the family. Chris Browning most commonly occurs in urban areas and trailer parks, but is not limited to these areas.
1) My friend Tyrese Chris Browned his girlfriend Sheneneh while drinking a Colt 45 because she didn't fry the chicken right.
2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.
2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.
by The Hoovester March 6, 2009