The Great Skullcleaver's definitions

flypaper

Someone you can't shake off, even with the broadest hint like, "Go away." Usually someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, but sometimes a silent attention-puppy who parks in one of your chairs and stares at you.

Me: Help! Flypaper alert! Roberta has been running her mouth non-stop here for an hour.
You: Ha ha! Better you than me!
Me: Let's sneak out for lunch.
You: How?
Me: We meet in the men's room and wait until she attaches herself to someone else. Then run for the elevator.

by The Great Skullcleaver April 30, 2009