The Great Great Wise One's definitions

Chronic Meat Tickler

A person who masturbates frequently.

"Mate, you are a chronic meat tickler."

by The Great Great Wise One June 19, 2018

Bat Scab

A scab or wound occurring on the male genitals which is caused by the extensive abuse one may inflict on their meat. If a bat scab occurs on a chronic meat tickler, it can develop into a bat scar.

"Last night I beat my meat so hard I got a bat scab."

by The Great Great Wise One June 12, 2018