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Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is an ancient beast from below the waves that can only be found at night. It's tail is thought to be an ancient relic. They say that to see the Gongoozler you must be blinded so that you may see again. If the Gongoozler tries to approach you, just kick it. Finally, they say if you hear the Gongoozlers call, it means death is coming.
Mark: What the hell was that?
The Gongoozler: G O N G O O Z L E R
by The Gongoozler's brother Dave October 11, 2020
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