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Is when you put a miniature #99 Wayne Gretzky jersey on your cock, then pull your foreskin over another dude's circumsized penis which has a miniature #66 Mario Lemieux jersey on and dock with him; while being watched by a Sasquatch, Brian Mulroney, and the Blue Nose.
"Hey remember on July 1st when those two guys showed us Canada's History."
"Those two dudes aren't gay they just like Canada's History."
"Those two dudes aren't gay they just like Canada's History."
by The Goldman February 5, 2010
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