The Gold Standard's definitions

Fatty Doidles

One who loves to indulge in vast quantities of food. They are often ridiculed and shamed by others for their loud footsteps, chaffing thighs, and overall obesity.

Bystander 1: "Hey look at that Fatty Doidles carrying all of those trays."

Bystander 2: "Hey Fatty! You are so fat I hate you!"

Bystander 3: "Oh yes he's a Fatty!"

Bystander 4: "RAAAHHHBLAARFATTYARRRGH"

by The Gold Standard February 17, 2009