Toilet Tea

The brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed turd while sitting in the toilet bowl.
Wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.
by The Glunk December 17, 2011
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Tomato butt

I ordered a salad and I found two tomato butts in it.
by The Glunk February 09, 2012
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Penis tears

Also know as Semen.
She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.
by The Glunk December 30, 2011
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