Bangry

Becoming so sexually frustrated that you are not just irritable you are actually angry and the only cure is to bang. Until then, you will be Bangry.

My wife never has time for sex but she dresses so sexy that it makes me bangry.

by The Glunk December 19, 2011

Calgaria

The mental affliction where ridiculously expensive housing in the City of Calgary, Alberta seems normal. This is transferable to any city with insanely high housing prices.

When new people move to Calgary and see how high housing prices are they are usually shocked. This proves they haven't been infected with Calgaria yet.

by The Glunk January 01, 2012

Penis tears

Also know as Semen.

She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.

by The Glunk January 01, 2012