Definitions by The Glunk

Sneaky snake 

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

Sneaky snake by The Glunk December 20, 2011

Bangry

Becoming so sexually frustrated that you are not just irritable you are actually angry and the only cure is to bang. Until then, you will be Bangry.

My wife never has time for sex but she dresses so sexy that it makes me bangry.

Bangry by The Glunk December 19, 2011

Toilet Tea 

The brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed turd while sitting in the toilet bowl.

Wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.

Toilet Tea by The Glunk December 19, 2011