The Glunk's definitions

Tomato butt

The end of the tomato that looks like ass.

I ordered a salad and I found two tomato butts in it.

by The Glunk March 19, 2012

Sneaky snake

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

by The Glunk December 20, 2011

Penis tears

Also know as Semen.

She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012