Definitions by The Girl with the Giant Forehe

A Flaming Barney 

When an insect flies too low over a bonfire and burns up in the sky.

Person 1: I love this amazing bonfire!
Person 2: Hey, I just saw a flaming barney over there!

A Flaming Barney by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 27, 2022

The Great Goose March 

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.

Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!

The Great Goose March by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 26, 2022