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Definitions by The Garlic Enthusiast

The Garlic Press 

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!