1 definition by The G Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!
Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!
by The G Lazer June 3, 2013
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