Definitions by The Future Resident

Dirt Muppet 

Racial slur for Ewok's of the Star Wars Universe.

"Is it really genocide if they're just a bunch of screeching dirt muppets?"

Dirt Muppet by The Future Resident February 13, 2021

throney 

When you get aroused because a Game Of Thrones episode was that good.

That last episode left me straight Throney. Season 7 is going to be fucking ridiculous!!

throney by The Future Resident July 22, 2017

Tree Hooker 

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

Tree Hooker by The Future Resident May 25, 2016