Definitions by The Fenwahbi Tribe
The Vegemite Conundrum
Originally developed by the ancient puppeteer “Master Fenwahbi” as a one off gag to fool the gullible Rankin Tribe in a mouse hunting competition.
The Vegemite Conundrum continues to put doubt on humble/fragile minds at every cornerstone of society.
It is often carried out for personal enjoyment at someone else’s expense.
Even when the effected person smells a tint of Vegemite, the puppeteer obtains enjoyment in knowing that for the fleeting moment before the aroma of Vegemite is detected that the presence of fear and embarrassment was experienced - the phenomena is not often spoken about.
The Vegemite Conundrum continues to put doubt on humble/fragile minds at every cornerstone of society.
It is often carried out for personal enjoyment at someone else’s expense.
Even when the effected person smells a tint of Vegemite, the puppeteer obtains enjoyment in knowing that for the fleeting moment before the aroma of Vegemite is detected that the presence of fear and embarrassment was experienced - the phenomena is not often spoken about.
The Vegemite Conundrum by The Fenwahbi Tribe June 2, 2026