nutgum

the film that accumulates between a male's thigh and sack, particularly sticky after a day or two of not bathing

I could hang a poster with my nutgum.

by The Fatman November 10, 2007

meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

by The Fatman December 29, 2007