Definitions by The Fatman

meat lance 

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

meat lance by The Fatman December 29, 2007

nutgum 

the film that accumulates between a male's thigh and sack, particularly sticky after a day or two of not bathing

I could hang a poster with my nutgum.

nutgum by The Fatman November 10, 2007