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Hoagie dick syndrome. This condition is contracted when you don't wash your dick adequately or at all for an extended period of time. Side effects include a horrible stench that can be described as somewhat like a rotting hoagie, hence the name.
If you are suffering from a case of HDS, please contact your local shower as soon as possible. Thank you.
by The Elgelgelgabelg November 21, 2020
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