The Eiron's definitions

grurp

To emit a sort of gurgled growling noise when a suppressed or otherwise unexpended burp makes a break for it as a series of smaller, unstoppable burp-bubbles.

I wish I hadn't eaten that coke float so fast. My date will never want to see me again after all that grurping.

by The Eiron October 27, 2011

metampon

One with the capacity for a great deal of self-absorption.

Although a portmanteau of the Greek root "meta-" (i.e. "self"), and "tampon", this word can also be read as "me-tampon".

"He is such a metampon; somehow every issue becomes about him."

by The Eiron November 7, 2011