The Drovers Dog's definitions

Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).

Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.

by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007