1 definition by The Downside Slope
When you put poop on your boot prior to going into your bosses office so you can smear it all over his floor without him knowing you're doing it. This derives from the anonymous pooping of cornwallis (one of Mr. Hankey's children)
Supervisor: Damnit, there is shit all over my office floor. Did you fuckers Willis me?!?!
Workers: Wasn't us, must've been Cornwallis
Workers: Wasn't us, must've been Cornwallis
by The Downside Slope May 2, 2018