The Dougout's definitions

transasparagusestablishmentaranism

When you eat Asparagus, and sleep with your partner, and their pee stinks instead of yours.

It was so funny last night. I had an episode of transasparagusestablishmentaranism. My boyfriend and I went out to dinner, I had asparagus. We went home and went right to bed. In the middle of the night he got up to pee and HIS pee smelled like asparagus. Mine didn't!

by The Dougout November 29, 2016