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doo-doo butter

Anal fissure seepage, primarily fecal in nature.
On the eve of his colonoscopy, Robert reflected upon his anal escapades; the crimson hued doo-doo butter trickling out of his newly violated orifice not only stained his hospital issued gown, it stained his soul.
by The Dookie Bandit September 13, 2008
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