The Defiant Cow's definitions

Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.

She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.

by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009

telerape

The act of calling someone's cellular phone over and over again until they answer.

1) I seriously didn't want to talk to her, but she fricking teleraped me all through dinner so I had to put an end to it.

2) I thought he might be cool until he revealed himself as a telerapist

by The Defiant Cow June 3, 2009