Definitions by The Dan Gettery Fan Club
Dan Gettery
(1) An evolved form of the phrase "Dang it". Can be used when dealing with elderly people, although it can be mis-heard as "Damn Jittery", but you can easily avoid this mis-step by assuring them that "Dan Gettery" was a famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian;(2) A famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian
Ex 1: Ah Dan Gettery!!!
Ex 2:
Me: Ah Dan Gettery!!!
Elderly Figure: What did you just say boy??
Me: Oh, Dan Gettery, he is a famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian, we learned about him today in school.
Elderly Figure: Oh, what a fine young whiper-snapper you are, here is a lollipop.
Ex 2:
Me: Ah Dan Gettery!!!
Elderly Figure: What did you just say boy??
Me: Oh, Dan Gettery, he is a famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian, we learned about him today in school.
Elderly Figure: Oh, what a fine young whiper-snapper you are, here is a lollipop.
Dan Gettery by The Dan Gettery Fan Club January 14, 2009