3 definitions by The Cunning Gunt Shunter
Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.
Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 14, 2014
Vicki : Aaaaah FUCK it! This vibrator just isn't cutting it tonight. Time to make a Bone Call to Jack aka "the Hammer".
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 14, 2014
Anthony : I was up smashing Flappy Birds til 5am this morning.
Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?
Anthony : 4
Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!
Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.
Dean : WOW! That's awesome, how many?
Anthony : 4
Dean : Bullshit! You fucked 4 chicks last night, and they all had a big old rubber band sandwiches?!
Anthony : No, 4 was my high score. I can't stop playing that game. I'm lonely....hold me.
by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 11, 2014