SAS

School For Advanced Studies, Miami, FL, USA

My high school, and quite possibly the best public school program ever.

Home of the r0x0rs.

-- SAS Alma Mater --

Here at SAS we spend our days,
Talkin' shit, enjoyin' hochays
If for some reason you are not here,
Join us now and grab a beer.
Get free credits, skip all class,
Copy homework, and toke grass!
SAS rocks the fucking planet.

Aardvark #1: Damn, over there at SAS, i just get high most of the days and pass with A's.

Aardvark #2: No joke, that's what we all do.

Narrative Aardvark: I would like to note that they are talking about getting high because they are Aardvarks, NOT because they are students at SAS.
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