Definitions by The Chocolatier

beans'd up

Drinking coffee in extreme excess. Typically done to combat a hangover.

We went to the coffee shop and ordered five espressos. I got aaaaall beans'd up.

The spam-like hole in the middle of your anus, where the chocolate comes from.

(In Mr. Bean voice...) Oooh, hello sailor... do you want to finger my spam hulahoop? .... please...