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Definitions by The Blue Darter

The unintended, and typically powerful, expulsion of gas thru the anus that occurs when one is doing heavy squats in the gym. Occurs at any age, but becomes more pronounced, uncontrolled, and liquid after the age of 50. May also occur on any other heavy lift, but must be unintended (otherwise, it is just a standard, run-of-the-mill fart).
Last time I was in the gym, I squarted so loud that it cleared everyone out and I had the gym to myself for the rest of the day.
Squart by The Blue Darter March 9, 2019