Definitions by The Blinguistist

Wankclaw 

1. the small deformed claw a hand turns into after too much masturbation.

'Poor Paul his so lonely he's developed a wicked wankclaw'

Wankclaw by The Blinguistist October 31, 2011

Blinguistics 

the art of creating and developing new words from old.
By adding, changing or removing letters or by combining two or more completely random words blinguistics endeavors to develop and enrich the English language.

From Bling - add glamour, shine and zing and linguistics - the study of human language.

Snoop Dogg is a master of blinguistics.

Blinguistics by The Blinguistist October 31, 2011