1 definition by The Big Kahuna 2008

The 40 year old fantasy football ass hole who lives in his mom's basement and thinks he is actually coaching his players. Otherwise know as Alfie
That pink tulip started two guys on a buy week and wants to change the line up on monday....he must have love getting fucked in the ass as much as Melissa Stark
by The Big Kahuna 2008 August 22, 2008
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