3 definitions by The Belcher
An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
by The Belcher May 11, 2004
"You SMYhole! Yo! I kick you up yo SMY if yo don't poonjabi mah bitch till she look like a twatpuppet on yo mule!"
by The Belcher May 11, 2004
"You SMYhole! Yo! I kick you up yo SMY if yo don't poonjabi mah bitch till she look like a twatpuppet on yo mule!"
by The Belcher May 11, 2004