The Bearded Lady of Guildford's definitions
Also know as the man incased in iron. One day when he was reading a book, the arch villian of Guildford 'Superdouche' poured pig iron over him. For centuries he has remained like that and can still be seen in Guildford on top of the High Street.
by The Bearded Lady of Guildford April 13, 2005
Get the George Abbot mug.