The BS Express 's definitions

Pandeminimum

The antonym of pandemonium; a condition caused by someone with zero charisma or energy.

Beatrice was dubbed "The Princess of Pandeminimum", due to her prolific ability to render any social gathering lifeless.

by The BS Express May 18, 2024

Foodtility

That moment of despair when you take too big of a bite of a breakfast sandwich while driving, and are unable to catch the large piece of egg white that falls out of your mouth and lands on the floor...

Benny experienced the ultimate Foodtility as the best part of a Hungry Man Hero from Pete's Deli eluded his grasp (after it somehow escaped from his mouth) and fell to the floor of his car, Miss Adrian.

by The BS Express March 3, 2022