That momentary pondering of choosing something healthy on the menu, before ordering the complete opposite.
Dominic considered ordering a cobb salad, but after brief menuflection ordered the quadruple bypass burger.
by The BS Express March 08, 2023
That moment of despair when you take too big of a bite of a breakfast sandwich while driving, and are unable to catch the large piece of egg white that falls out of your mouth and lands on the floor...
Benny experienced the ultimate Foodtility as the best part of a Hungry Man Hero from Pete's Deli eluded his grasp (after it somehow escaped from his mouth) and fell to the floor of his car, Miss Adrian.
by The BS Express March 03, 2022