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Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.
Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.
by The BS Express January 23, 2022
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Pandeminimum

The antonym of pandemonium; a condition caused by someone with zero charisma or energy.
Beatrice was dubbed "The Princess of Pandeminimum", due to her prolific ability to render any social gathering lifeless.
by The BS Express May 18, 2024
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