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Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.
by The BS Express January 29, 2022
Get the Lacersphincterectomymug. That moment of despair when you take too big of a bite of a breakfast sandwich while driving, and are unable to catch the large piece of egg white that falls out of your mouth and lands on the floor...
Benny experienced the ultimate Foodtility as the best part of a Hungry Man Hero from Pete's Deli eluded his grasp (after it somehow escaped from his mouth) and fell to the floor of his car, Miss Adrian.
by The BS Express March 3, 2022
Get the Foodtilitymug.