The Atlanta PA's definitions

Monstrostitute

A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple
legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution

Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.

by The Atlanta PA January 24, 2008