Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…

Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.

by The All Knower (I know all) November 28, 2021