2 definitions by The Alaskan Firedragon
When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.
Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?
Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?
by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014
When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward
guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(
by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014