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1) Any material chemically enriched with hog semen and any other hog emission.

2) The scent of a hog's semen, blood and feces mixture.
"I can't get my wife to touch me ever since we bought that fwice dining room set. Bitch."

"So like I said to the kids, 'sometimes the inside of your own anus just happens to smell like fwice!' Now, let's talk about what kind of dining room set we are going to get."
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