1: An absence of being skinny
2: Consuming large quantities of food and sitting around doing nothing.
3: Almost anything that has to do with not loosing weight
4: Eating terrible food just because its cheap and there's alot of it
Fayt Man #1: "Dude you're going to Cicis a seccond day in a row? I thought we were dieting!
Fayt Man #2:MMMMMMMMmmmmmm yea I know! Its helping my stamina! Come to my office and I'll show you the ways.
Fayt Man #1:Hmm? Ohh alright. . . . .That's a long fucking walk though.