1 definition by That1douchebag
One whom wears band shirts daily, shaves monthly, and bathes never. Often smelling of cheetos, Mountain Dew, and depression, the average neckbeard can be found playing World of Warcraft in their mother's basement. Along with their very poor grooming, the average neckbeard often be categorized as being morbidly obese.
Person A: Oh my god...Assclown over here smells like shit. He's been wearing that same shirt for like 2 weeks.
Person B: Ew...looks like he used decoration scissors to cut his beard.
Person C: Guys, it's not his fault he's a neckbeard
Person B: Ew...looks like he used decoration scissors to cut his beard.
Person C: Guys, it's not his fault he's a neckbeard
by That1douchebag December 20, 2016