Definitions by That guys not an Andrew

Puddle Fart 

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.

I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

Puddle Fart by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022

Andrew

An Andrew sometimes shits his bedroll. You heard that right. He sleeps on a bedroll and takes his meds. The shitting is just a fun side effect.

That guy looks like an Andrew.

Yeah he kinda smells like one too.

Andrew by That guys not an Andrew April 12, 2022