Definitions by That guys not an Andrew

Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.

I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

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An Andrew sometimes shits his bedroll. You heard that right. He sleeps on a bedroll and takes his meds. The shitting is just a fun side effect.

That guy looks like an Andrew.

Yeah he kinda smells like one too.

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