A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022

An Andrew sometimes shits his bedroll. You heard that right. He sleeps on a bedroll and takes his meds. The shitting is just a fun side effect.
by That guys not an Andrew April 12, 2022
