1 definition by That dude from sams club

Canada

A region unknown to the world. A place where the American government stores years of top secret information and create lies like Canada is real. They want to keep America under control and away from communist leaders. Everyone who "lives" in Canada are really traitorous Americans who have been brain washed into think that they are a nation above the almighty USA. If you ever see a Canadian do not panic. Stop whatever you are doing and burn their maple syrup supply. The smell of this frightens them away and gives you enough time to smack them with a silver plate of freedom and call upon the American eagle to spirit you away to safety. Canadians to avoid: Faith Mackey

SpongeBob: hey Patrick what am i
Patrick: stupid?
SpongeBob: no Canada
Patrick: what's the difference

by That dude from sams club January 15, 2014